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Confucius says:
1. Woman who marry detective must kiss dick.
2. Woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.
3. Man who go to bed with hard problem
wake up with solution in hand.
4. He who farts in church sits in own pew.
5. He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish, but he
who has holes in pockets feels nuts.
6. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.
7. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
8. Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
9. Seven day honeymoon make hole weak.
10. Man who lays Woman on hill not on level.
11. Man who lays Woman on ground get "piece of earth".
12. Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.
13. Woman who fly plane upside-down have crack up.
14. Man who lays prostitute puts stomach "on the bum".
15. Man have more hair on chest than woman,
but on whole woman have more.
16. Stenographer not permanent fixture till screwed on desk.
17. Woman who sleep with judge get honorable discharge.
18. Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
19. Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
20. Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
21. Man who puts rooster in ice box take out stiff cock.
22. Woman not bow-legged, just pleasure bent.
23. Sailor who get discharge from Navy leave buddies behind.
24. Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
25. Farmer who wants his eggs must have cock and pullet.
26. A state of pregnancy exists when a woman takes
seriously something poked in fun.
27. Woman who lay on spring get off-spring.
28. No difference between man and mouse -
both end in pussy.
29. Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
30. Woman is like swing music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 rag time.
31. Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
32. Man is young when he snatches kisses,
old when he kisses snatches.
32. Man who plays with self pulls boner.
33. Man who lose key to woman's apartment get no new-key.
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