Computer Geek Pickup Lines @ LaughNet

Computer Geek Pickup Lines

I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

Oh little processer of my desire!

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

I want all of our functions to be read/write.

Living with you is like virtual reality.

We can make beautiful .wav files together.

May we never have any bad CRC's.

I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Let's interface our hardware.

Press any key to continue.

May our communication always be synchronous.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

I'll always have cache for you.

Our LoveRoutines link perfectly.

Ever since I met you, I've been looping a recursive subroutine.

No kinky Windows stuff.

I think we should increase our bandwidth.

Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.

Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?

Trust me, I'm user friendly.

Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!

Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.

This article was added to LaughNet on Monday 14 March, 2005.

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