Q. Why does a tiger have stripes?
A. So he won't be spotted.

Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A. A magic kit.

Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A. Light mouse work.

Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on
her kittens?
A. Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q. Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A. Petsylvania.

Q. Which game did the cat want to play
with the mouse?
A. Catch.

Q. What do English cats drink in the
afternoon?
A. Kit-tea.

Q. Where did the kittens go on their
class trip?
A. To a mewseum.

Q. How do you call a barber cat?
A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"