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Calories Burned During Sex

Sex is the best way to lose weight.  Look how many calories you can burn:

     TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
     With her agreement..............................12 cal
     Without her agreement..........................187 cal

     TAKING OFF THE BRA
     With both hands..................................8 cal
     With one hand...................................12 cal
     With one hand being slapped..............37 cal
     With the mouth..................................85 cal

     PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
     With erection......................................6 cal
     Without erection..............................315 cal

     PRELIMINARIES
     Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
     Trying to find G spot..........................92 cal
     Without caring at all............................0 cal

     WHEN DOING IT
     Holding her up..................................12 cal
     Just on the floor.................................8 cal

     POSITIONS
     daddy-mummy.................................12 cal
     69 laying...........................................8 cal
     69 standing up................................112 cal
     Trolley............................................216 cal
     Italian chandelier.............................912 cal

     HAVING AN ORGASM
     Real...........................................112 cal
     Fake...........................................315 cal

     POST ORGASM
     Staying in bed......................................18 cal
     Jumping off the bed...............................36 cal
     Explaining why she jumped off the bed...816 cal

     GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
     Between 16 and 19 years of age........12 cal
     from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
     from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
     from 40 to 49..................................324 cal
     from 50 to 59..................................972 cal
     over 60.........................................2916 cal

     PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
     Quietly..............................................32 cal
     Being in a hurry..................................98 cal
     With her husband opening the door...1218 cal

This article was added to LaughNet on Tuesday 09 March, 2010.


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