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Blonde Cook Book

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for
supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved
the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is
what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and
beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow tocome so I can
try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would
like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

This article was added to LaughNet on Sunday 03 January, 2010.


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