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Application For A Piece Of Ass

 

NAME: __________________________ ADDRESS: ______________________________

AGE:  _________ PHONE: ___________________  SSN: _______________________

COLOR OF HAIR: ______________ REAL?: _________ COLOR OF EYES: __________

DENTURES?: ________ WEIGHT: _______ HEIGHT: _______ WAIST SIZE: ________

CHEST SIZE or BRA SIZE: __________ MARIRAL STATUS: MARRIED___  SINGLE___
                                                   DIVORCED___ OTHER____

ARE BREAST or BALLS REAL? ______ DO YOU LIKE THEM: SUCKED____ CHEWED____
                                 KISSED____ CARRESSED____ SQUEEZED____
                                 NONE OF THE ABOVE____ OTHER____

CAN YOU STAY OUT LATE? ___ HOWLATE? ___ ALL NIGHT? ___ SEVERAL DAYS? ___

DO YOU LIKE TO BE SCREWED? ___ HOW OFTEN? ____ DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX? ___

PENIS OR PUSSY SIZE: SMALL ____ MEDIUM ____ LARGE ____ EXTRA LARGE ____
    (DONT LIE)

WHILE SCREWING: DO YOU FAINT__ FART__ CRY__ MOAN__ HUM__ WHISTLE__
                       SCREAM__ YODEL__ SCRATCH__ JUST LAY THERE__
                       GO TO SLEEP__ ALL OF THE ABOVE__

LIST THE TOP 3 POSITIONS YOU LIKE THE BEST: 1)___________________________
                                            2)___________________________
                                            3)___________________________

WHEN YOU CUM DO YOU: WIGGLE__ WOBBLE__ TWIST__ JERK__ SCEAM__ CRY__
               OR DO YOU....  JUST START HUMPING LIKE HELL_________

WHAT KIND OF SCREW DO YOU LIKE? FAST__ SUPER FAST__ SLOW__ ALL NIGHT___

HOW MANY TIMES? _________________ COMMENTS _____________________________

HOW LONG DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW AT ONE INTERVAL? _________________________

IF YOU HAVE SCREWED BEFORE, GIVE TWO(2) REFERENCES (NOT IMMEDIATE FAMILY)
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________

IF APPLICATION IF FAVORABLE, WHAT ARE YOUR CHARGES_______ IF NOT________
ONE NIGHT______ ONE HOUR_____ MUFF BURGER SPECIAL OR BLOW JOB?__________

WHAT CREDIT CARDS WILL YOU ACCEPT? MASTER CARD___ VISA___ AM EXPRESS____
SEARS___ JC PENNEY'S___ ALL OF THE ABOVE___ OTHERS___

This article was added to LaughNet on Tuesday 09 August, 2005.


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