1.  After dark, all cats are jaguars...

2.  Never *ever* try to baptize a cat. 

3.  Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get 
a cat to pull a sled. 

4.  A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. 
But it knows . 

5.  If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I 
will put shoes on my cat ...

6.  Most people with cats, know they are being 
controlled. That's the horror of it ...

7.  Never try to out stubborn a cat . 

8.  Thousands of years ago ,humans worshiped 
the cat . They have not forgotten this . . . 

9.  Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to 
get the fur off of my tongue. 

10.  I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you 
very much.

11.  (picture of a fat tabby on a couch , looking at his 
owner,  "My species domesticated your species... "