-A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone
number.

-A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
breakfast.

-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and
borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
calling from the next room.

-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make
a bed.

-A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for
her driver's license.

-A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

-An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired
to dry the dishes.

-A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

-A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

-A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs
mowing.

-An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.