Whether you  are a new parent, a parent for many years or just a big kid, here
are some previously misunderstood definitions clarified.

AMNESIA:
The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex
again.

DUMBWAITER:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the
edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK:
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.

FULL NAME:
What you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS:
The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

TOP BUNK:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

IMPREGNABLE:
A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT:
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW:
The first word spoken by children with older siblings

PRENATAL:
When your life was still somewhat your own.