• Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
  A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

• Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they have fax?
  A. Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.

• Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
  A. Certainly not, as far as I can see.

• Q. There is a place at a hotel nearby where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
  A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a 'professional' when their need to fax becomes too great.

• Q. Should you always use a cover when you fax?
  A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.

• Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely?
  A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

• Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
  A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't have to worry that you have faxed the wrong person.

NOTE: If you feel that you have had unsafe fax, you should immediately contact a qualified fax therapist. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our childrens's children, because I don't think children should be having fax.