1)  Play "Car Bomb" by Negativland on repeat all day long.
2)  Get a fishbowl with no water in it and suspend dead or plastic fish
        with string inside the bowl. Feed them.
3)  Speak another language that noone knows.
4)  Dress alike and call eachother the same name.
5)  Get a big chiming clock and everytime the clock chimes stand outside
        your door and smile at the elevator.
6)  Set up a pentagram in the middle of the room.  Chant daily.
7)  Attach furniture or small pieces of stuff to the ceiling.
8)  Juggle rubber chickens outside the neighbors door.
10) Make it common knowledge that you are writing a book called, "How to
        Destroy Your Neighbor, and Eat His Soul."  Post signs asking for
        test subjects.
11) Slip bill collection notices under your neighbors door at night,
        threatening retribution from "Philipe and Guiseppe" if payment
        is not made soon.
12) Play role playing games by yourself in the hall.
15) Compose Gregorian Chants about little children.
16) Buy a fog machine and occasionally come out of the smoke filled room
        with soot on your face (after playing Car Bomb)
17) Wear lots of make-up
18) Enter the shower wearing all your clothes and hang your robe on the
        hook. Leave wearing only a robe.
19) Put up a large contraption that covers one wall and call it a juicer.
20) Build a large metal sculpture in your room and occasionally weld it.
21) Tell people the murder scenes in "Faces of Death" were unrealistic.
        Offer to show them what it really looks like.
23) Pet eggs.
24) Ask to borrow your neighbors clothes.
25) Force your neighbors to borrow your clothes.
26) Knock and sniff at everything in their room.  When they ask what you
        are doing, smile and stand at attention, stating your social
        security number, your room number, your phone number, your
        birthdate, anything with numbers in it.
28) Hide some of your possessions in your neighbors room.  Come into
        their room ranting about how they've stolen these possessions.
31) Collect Barbie Doll limbs. Paint blood on the stubs.
33) Dress up like Spiderman and leap around the room.
38) Dance when there is no music.
39) Play a musical instrument such as guitar without strings. 
40) Show them this list after completing it and tell them the others are 
    a secret.