1. Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior
     until forcefully thrown out.
 2. When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how
     this is a Black Panther conspiracy. 
 3. Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to
     Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo.  Demand Compensation.
 4. Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
 5. Wear Golf Shoes.
 6. Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
 7. Make lewd and graphic refrences to your "ball" * Works well on Seniors
     Lady night
 8. Play bocci with extra lane balls
 9. Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about
     Platetechtonics again
10. Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own
     head and speaking in tounges, then sit down as if nothing happened.
11. Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
12. Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly
     bitch about how your hook is off.
13. Hide behind the pins.  Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
14. Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers.
15. Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is
     busted.
16. Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on
     every lane except yours.
17. Root for the other team- Bring Banners.
18. Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.
19. Tell the rival team captain that you just met his "little girl" walk
     away mumbling "how bad things happen." 
20. Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments.
21. Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream
     STEEEEEEEEERIKE.
22. Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it.
23. Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
24. Rent all the shoes, eat them.
25. Blatenly UNderscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating.
26. When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball, run
     home. 
27. If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs, blame
     platetechtonics.
28. Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone.
29. Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
30. SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave town.
31. Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the whole night.
32. Ask to use the house mic.  Say you want to make an annoucement, expond
     on the sins of bowling.
33. Name your ball something like "KILLER", Openly boast to everyone how
     great you are, bowl terribly.  Do this all night.
34. Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.
35. Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.
36. Wrestle with your ball.  (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref.
37. Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST" on everyone's balls.  Tar works
     nice. 
38. Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, don't even have a entrance fee.
     Advertise the !@#$ out of it using every mass media known to man, make
     the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and a Porshce 2nd Prize: $5,000 and a trip to
     Europe 1st Prize: A coffee mug.  Then sit back a watch the fights.....
     leave.
39. Or cancel the whole thing.
40. Hand out pamphlets on Platetechtonics.