10) More fun to complain about them to your friends.

       9) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or
          exciting.

       8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so
          why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?

       7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll
          be more in control.

       6) All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.

       5) Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't
          normally give it.

       4) Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his
          lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.

       3) No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.

       2) Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what
          you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.

       1) Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about
          too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but
          you don't know any lawyers.